Total Medals Earned: 368 (From 46 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,905 Points
Medals Earned: 7/30 (35/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get cut
Get the pit death
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
All lights swinging at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 7/20 (40/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Jump 20 hoplites
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (130/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/37 (5/495 points)
Finish the opening tutorial.
Watch all the cutscenes.
Find the Space Helmet.
Level 3-1: Get over 10100 points!
Anybody who has this medal is a TOTAL BADASS!
Find the first piece of hidden bonus art.
Find the cowboy hat.
Finish a swimming level.
Level 6-1: Get over 8700 points!
Brutally beat the crap out of Truff and take no damage in the process.
Kill 15 robots.
Complete the "Missile Mania" level in Sunshine Plains.
Beat every level in Jazela Galaxy.
Die 20 times.
Level 1-1: Get over 9656 points!
Level 2-2: Get over 14600 points!
Die from falling upwards.
Play a multiplayer mode.
Kill Polypiscis without taking any damage.
Level 4-1: Get over 9100 points!
Collect all the gears in Sun Station Level 1.
Level 8-1: Get over 9300 points!
Level 7-3: Get over 2000 points!
Level 2-3: Get over 3000 points!
Level 8-2: Get over 10730 points!
Level 7-1: Get over 9500 points!
Level 10-1: Get over 7800 points!
Level 2-1: Get over 9500 points!
Beat every level in Radion Galaxy.
Level 6-1: Get over 8600 points!
Beat every level in Black Hole Paradise.
Collect all 9 hats. Also, congrats, this is quite tough to do.
Complete "The Parliament" without losing any health.
Collect all 12 bonus artwork pieces. This could take a while...
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/130 points)
Beat the game and get the normal ending.
Get the best ending using the secret unlocked in 'The Jar Does Nothing!'
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Get the best ending using the secret unlocked in 'Promise Kept'
Beat the game and get the best ending.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.